69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its not stalking. its research.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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