Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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