used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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