Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
