He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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