that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
