So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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