Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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