When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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