Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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