So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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