dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
