plz talk dirty to me
I need help removing her.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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