I think I died a long time ago.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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