I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize