Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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