I skipped work to stalk him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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