sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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