That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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