Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
