My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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