the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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