PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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