Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
is wine microwaveable?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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