it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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