yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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