how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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