This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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