I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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