Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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