i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Randomize