got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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