How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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