i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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