If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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