Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it's great music for shaving your balls
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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