Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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