i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Randomize
