Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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