CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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