i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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