I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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