Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
