He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think I just sharted jello shots
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