Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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