woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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