does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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