I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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