You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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