I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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