The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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