She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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