the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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