i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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