Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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