For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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