Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
