Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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